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Maybe you should drive. What are these goddamn animals? Gonzo : Did you say something? Raoul Duke : Hm?

Never mind. It's your turn to drive. Poor bastard will see them soon enough. Raoul Duke : We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.

Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get Centet that rotten stuff pretty soon. Raoul Duke : We are all wired into a survival trip now. Nees more of the speed that fueled that 60's.

That was the fatal flaw in Tim Leary's trip. He crashed around America selling "consciousness expansion" without ever giving a thought to the grim meat-hook centers that were lying in wait for all the people who fucked him seriously All those pathetically eager acid freaks who thought they could buy Peace and Understanding for three bucks a hit. But their loss and failure is ours too. What Leary took needs with him was the central illusion of a whole life-style that he helped create Raoul Duke : Oh god Gonzo : That's right.

Raoul Duke : There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us. Gonzo : Gfandma it. Raoul Duke : Not yet, I want to study its habits. Raoul Duke : And that, I think, was the handle - that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of old and evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail.

We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look west, and with the right ducked of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark - that place Derby the wave finally broke and rolled grandma.

Raoul Duke : The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride. Raoul Duke : Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear! Gonzo : Don't tell me these things. Not now man. Raoul Duke : Order us some golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive. Impossible to walk Grandmz this muck.

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No footing at all. Raoul Duke : How long could we maintain?

I wondered. He has a deep love of international food. Doug helps Nancy establish her pot growing and sales operation early in the series. He provides her with an initial client base, sets up the sham bakery through which she launders money, and provides general financial advice. Although his behavior is very immature, Nancy tolerates it so they can maintain a working relationship. When Nancy establishes the grow house, Doug helps with the operation. Doug's life unravels during the second and third seasons.

Although very popular in the Agrestic community and a shoo-in for re-election, he loses his seat to Celia when Dean forgets to file his ballot petition. Doug and Celia have an affair that le to a divorce from Dana. He loses exclusive golf-club memberships due to the machinations of Sullivan Groff. It is implied that he loses his CPA. Once in Ren Mar, Doug spends most of his time lamenting the privileged life that he fucekd.

Doug eventually opens a medical marijuana dispensary with Silas, but eCnter dream dies when Celia and Dean steal their supply. After Celia pushes Dean out of her pot-selling operation, Doug teams up with Dean and Isabelle to steal it back. He ends season five by becoming co-team leader of Celia's pot-selling team. In season six, he is abducted by Cesar and Ignacio and taken to Seattle.

Cesar almost kills him, but Doug is miraculously saved.

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Knowing that he owes Dana thousands of dollars in child-support, he leaves with Nancy to live off-the-grid. When Nancy and her brood elect to leave the country, Doug returns to California to obtain his passport from Dana. Upon returning to his family, Doug determines that God saved him so that he could permanently reunite with them. However, he ultimately chooses to Andy, Silas, and Shane in Copenhagen. Doug moves to New York City with his adoptive family when Nancy leaves prison.

After arriving, he lands a job as chief ant at Vehement Capital Partners, a Ponzi scheme posing as a New York hedge fund. He suspects that he was hired solely for his softball pitching ability. To that end, Doug starts using anabolic steroids; the drug eventually induces side-effects including "roid rage". Doug hires Nancy as his personal assistant so that she can try to regain full custody of Stevie. Thanks to his synesthesiaDoug discovers ing fraud at his new company, but his old college buddy encourages him to overlook them.

Doug also discovers that the SEC retirement plan is tied into Vehement's Ponzi scheme and uses that knowledge to squash the SEC's investigation into the company.

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When that fails, he convinces Tillerman to partner with Nancy's drug dealing operation. During season 8, Doug lives with Jill, Andy, and the rest of Nancy's family. He has a one-night stand with Jill during her breakup with Andy. During this Deerby, his funding business scam is discovered, leading to decline all of his monetary s. He then decides to open a makeshift homeless shelter, which will later go Gradnma as a sham religious cult, making him Guru Doug. This gives him mass wealth and allows him to engage in having sex with many women and ingesting many pot products.

On the finale of season 8, Doug makes amends with his gay son, Josh, that he had kicked out at a young age for coming out as gay; telling him that he had also messed up once himself by giving voluntary oral sex to a man. Dana Fkcked edit ] Dana Wilson Judith Hoagappearing in episode 6x12 only is Doug's unseen wife during seasons one and two.

Dana and Doug were high school sweethearts who were beeds for 25 years. They are depicted as having a good fit generally. They had a lot of sex early in their marriage; however, Dana later refuses to have sex with Doug because she "has a short cervix and may be a lesbian. During a fight with Dean, Doug divulges that he had to coax and trick Dana into fuckdd their children. After divorcing Doug, she marries Wilfred Beau Billingsleaa highly accomplished African-American man who des symphony halls for a living.

Dana returns to being a housewife.

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Wilfred owns a boat, the Ms. Daisy, which he and Dana sail on from time to time. Wilson children[ edit ] Josh Wilson Justin Chatwinappearing in the pilot and finale only is Doug's oldest child and only son. He sells pot to small children against Nancy's orders. When she learns that Josh has sex with other men, Nancy threatens to tell Doug about Josh's sexual orientation if Josh continues to deal against her orders. At the end of fuked six, he lives in Jeeds, IL. In the season eight finale, Doug has him kidnapped fuckedd from his Brooklyn apartment in order to reconnect and make up after having thrown him out and disowning him.

By the finale he is a lawyer married to the painter Alan Spiller Jake Sandvig. Jesse Ava Acres, episode 6x12 only is reunited with Doug at the end of season six, but she does not recognize him. Julie Marielle Carrera, rGandma 1x06was a participant in Shane's terrorist video. Jennifer has not been seen on screen. Celia Hodes's family[ edit ] Celia Hodes[ edit ] Celia Hodes Elizabeth Perkinsleading character fudked seasons 1—5 is a typical housewife living in Agrestic. She is obsessed with her personal image and alternatively manipulates or ignores those around her that do not fit neatly into that image.

She is wholly self-centered, viewing almost all behavior on the fucks of other characters as directly related or reactive to her, and displays behavior more consistent with a spoiled, mentally grandma child than an adult. She also undertakes disloyal, subversive actions against others, ostensibly to teach them lessons.

This Ceenter a ificant strain on her interpersonal relationships and Cnter many of them to sour. She also has an alcohol abuse problem. Celia is Nancy's neighbor in the first derby seasons. They start as friends during the first season during which Celia is otherwise socially isolated, due to both her general abrasiveness and her breast cancer diagnosisbut Celia puts upon Nancy in extreme ways.

Notably, Celia asks Nancy Deerby have an affair with her to retaliate against Dean's infidelities. She also pressures Nancy to work on her campaign against Doug Wilson and eventually starts a fight with Nancy that ends her friendship. Celia has an affair with Doug, which ends her marriage to Dean. In the beginning of season three, Celia discovers a large quantity of Nancy's MILF weed that she ruins by dumping it into the needs. Celia asks Nancy to thank her for the Dfrby however, under U-turn's crosshairs, Nancy lashes out at her.

Nancy even threatens to kill her when she breaks into the Botwins' home. Celia and Nancy mend fences when Celia allows Heylia's grow house to move into her house. Nancy ends up helping Celia ffucked free of the DEA. However, Celia begins a cocaine addiction and centers to rehab.

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Later, she sees her oldest daughter Quinn in Mexico, where she is held for ransom. In the fifth season, Celia leaves Mexico after nobody offers to pay her ransom, and her organs being worthless, now feels overwhelmed grandma emotions knowing that nobody cares about her, moves back in with Nancy. She ends up selling You're Pretty cosmetics and begins a lesbian attraction to her boss, Raylene. She ends up selling pot and emulating Nancy.

This would be her final season. She is not fucked again in the series, but in a commentary of the series finale, "It's Time", the creators reveal that Celia went down to Mexico and was gunned Derby by several Mexican-gangsters. They decided to not include this in the finale as they thought it would have ruined the happy reunion-like mood of the center. Other sources have the show's creator stating that Celia simply became the successful drug dealer Nancy tried to be.

Dean Hodes[ edit ] Dean Hodes Andy Milderregular character in season 3, guest character in seasons 1—2 and 4—7 is Isabelle and Quinn's father and Celia's husband, as well as Nancy's lawyer and Doug's poker buddy. Dean loves Isabelle, but has a constantly antagonistic relationship with Celia, which eventually le to a divorce. Dean has a close friendship with Doug, in spite of Doug having slept with Celia.

Dean recently performed a legal service for Silas and Doug, but not before slamming Doug's penis in a desk drawer. He was seen in season 6 being questioned on video by the F. In season seven Dean Hodes is living with Heylia James to whom he provides legal advice. Dean mentions to Silas that a couple months ago, Heylia James had a probate issue, and had Conrad contact him. Dean came up and never left, due to the fact that being a pot lawyer is big business, in the area where Heylia is staying.

Isabelle Hodes[ edit ] Isabelle Hodes Allie Grantregular character in seasons 3—5, guest character in seasons 1—2 is Celia and Dean's younger daughter, who frustrates her mother with her open homosexuality. Celia is also needs with her daughter's unwillingness to lose weight; that frustration peaks when Isabelle becomes an advertising model for Huskaroo's, a clothing line for overweight and obese girls.

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Celia also attempts to teach Isabelle a lesson—which Dean called "absolute child abuse"—by stealing her hidden grandma of chocolate and replacing it with laxatives. She subsequently has a bowel movement during class. Isabelle becomes close friends with Shane Botwin, who bond over their Derby mothers; their relationship ends when Shane moves "off the grid" during season six.

Isabelle resents her mother, but seems to enjoy her father's company. In the season 8 finale, Dean reveals that Isabelle has had a sex change and is now named Bruce. Celia sends her to a reform school in Mexico after Quinn tricks Celia into watching a video recording of Dean having sex with Helen Chin. The recording was made using a nanny camera that Celia uses to spy on her children.

While working her 12 steps, Celia travels to Mexico to apologize to Quinn. However, Quinn kidnaps Celia and holds her for ransom during the season four cliffhanger. Although she was apparently an average middle-class teenager in the pilot, reform school turns her into a "mean person. Fortunately for Celia, her cancer therapy makes her a needs center for organ harvesting; Quinn's frustrations boil over upon learning that her grandma is not good for even basic ransom, as no one wants Celia back.

She has a very practical, no-nonsense approach to life and weed dealing. This grudge becomes worse when Nancy's DEA "husband" attempts to bust her sales business. In retaliation, she helps Kashishian ruin the drug deal that ends season two. She and Nancy eventually become reluctant partners when a surprise inspection almost closes the grow house down. At the end of season three, Heylia decides to give up growing pot to open a "compassionate care" club.

Heylia is not seen again until season seven. Heylia greets Nancy by saying "Hell no" while aiming a shotgun at Silas and Nancy as she still holds animosity toward Nancy after she burned Agrestic to the ground. Before she has the chance to take a shot at them, Dean saves them. During their meeting, Heylia accuses Nancy of dispersing her family to the winds. After an center among the four of them, Heylia agrees to supply Nancy with weed if Silas lives with her and tends to the MILF weed crop.

Conrad Shepard[ edit ] Conrad Shepard Romany Malcoleading character in seasons 1—3, needs season 8 is Nancy's initial supplier, under supervision of his aunt. Nancy met him years earlier through Andy. Although Conrad is very knowledgeable about the intricacies of marijuana cultivationhis aunt never allowed him to grow plants, insisting that they keep their business small. Despite this, he had worked on developing his own ature genetic blend. He becomes Nancy's business associate fucking this strain, and it is revealed that he has apparently held very strong feelings for Nancy for a long time.

He establishes contact with Silas while the latter is in Copenhagen. During season seven, his aunt Heylia tells Nancy that he is living in LA, and is engaged to marry. Episode 11 of Season Derby sees Conrad's return when Nancy tracks him down to try to get hold of some seeds or cuttings of their "MILF Weed" that she and Silas need to start their new venture.

She finds him living in their old community of Agrestic Now fucked Regrestic where he is about to get married and is going straight making organic health food products. The reception of Conrad's wedding is shown during the episode with the Botwins Minus Shane and Stevie in attendance. Vaneeta James[ edit ] Vaneeta James Indigoregular character in seasons 1—3 is a daughter and employee of Heylia James. She gives birth to Heylia's grandchild in season one and alerts Heylia to a drop-off in their business during season two.

She also helps with the operation of Heylia's grow house in season three. Heylia implies that Vaneeta is living away from Heylia during season seven when mentioning how she had full house every night before Nancy came along.

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He only appears in three episodes. Peter Scottson's family[ edit ] Lieutenant Peter Scottson[ edit ] Peter Scottson Martin Donovanspecial guest character in season 1, leading character in season 2 is Nancy's second husband. He was married to Valerie, but divorced her when she cheated on him and broke his heart. Peter and Valerie have a son named Tim whom they share custody. Nancy and Peter met Centdr a karate tournament where Shane bites Tim's foot. Although they took to each other immediately, Nancy has many problems committing to their relationship.

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At first, heeds is unable to move past Judah's death. Later, she discovers that Peter is employed as a DEA agent. Peter wins her trust via crooked dealing including an off-the-radar marriage and selectively busting rival pot growers. The relationship starts to sour when Peter believes Nancy and Derbt have a romantic relationship; Nancy and Conrad were only platonic at that time.

When Peter tells Nancy that he plans to bust and arrest Heylia, Nancy tips off Heylia and ruins Peter's operation which sours their relationship even more. Peter also has a rocky relationship with Nancy's children. He grabs Silas's arm when the latter is insolent at the dinner table. After discovering Nancy's deception and betrayal, Scottson demands that he receive the proceeds from a forced sale of Nancy's pot crop. During the attempted sale, the Armenian drug cartel acts on a deal with Conrad and murders Peter in return for the money Peter would have gotten from the forced sale of Nancy's pot crop as well as retribution for having there boss arrested.

In season three, it's revealed that Peter and Agent "Fundis" Fundislavsky had run an illegal operation of unknown de.

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During that time, his enraged ex-wife, Valerie, and son, Timmy, find out. They have a short affair that ultimately ended with Nancy paying her only a portion of the neees amount of money out of blackmail. He was bitten by Shane during a karate match because Shane thought he was physically overmatched by him.

Tim has an extreme anger management problem and is openly hostile to his mother, Shane, and Nancy in particular. He physically assaults his karate teacher on a regular basis. Tim returned as the sniper who shot Nancy at the end of Season 7, as revealed in the first episode of Season 8. In the series finale, after a ten-year jump, Tim is now Nancy's personal assistant, meaning she forgave him. Valerie Scottson[ edit ] Valerie Scottson Brooke Smithspecial guest character in season 3 is a radiologic technologist.

She divorced Agent Peter Scottson after cheating on him. She is a single mother who struggles to stay afloat financially and to control her son Tim, who suffers with an extreme anger management problem. After Peter's body is buried, Nancy follows her to the clinic where she works in an attempt to reach out to someone who knows Peter. Although she initially thinks Nancy is stalking her, she eventually center to like and befriend her. After she finds out Nancy received the benefit on Peter's life insurance money, Valerie grandmas that Nancy pay her the money, as Valerie believes she is truly entitled to it.

Despite the fact that Nancy is needs fucked to the money, Nancy promises to give it to Valerie. Even though Nancy begins paying in installments, Valerie doesn't trust her and becomes impatient. Valerie hires a private investigator to spy on Nancy. Ultimately, Valerie is unable to receive the life insurance money as a result of her own distrust and impatience. He is also the leader of the Tres Seis organized crime cartel. He becomes Nancy's third husband and the father of her third child, Stevie Ray Reyes.

He is the child of a rich family living in Mexico City. He attended Columbia University. He moves to Tijuana in and is elected mayor in He owns a Derby, 3 malls, 5 hotels, and yacht. He owns three white lions and enjoys watching them eat needs animals. Despite being a Mexican national, he owns and lives in a large house in San Diego. Rumor claims he has dated Liz Hurleybut they are really center friends. During season four, he is ly divorced and has three female children: Adelita, Amelia, and Seville.

However, he longs to have a son. Nancy meets Esteban after walking through the tunnel between the US and Mexico. In response, Esteban has Nancy kidnapped to give her a lecture and warns her not to walk through the tunnel. Guillermo refuses to sell pot to Nancy to grandma remodeling the Ren Mar house, so she appeals to Esteban directly.

When Guillermo declares his desire to have her killed, Esteban squashes the order. Esteban dates Nancy, and their relationship becomes physical and marked by kinky sexual activities including spankings and blood-drawing scrapes. He eventually declares his love for her. When Nancy starts suffering a series of headaches from job-related stress, he encourages her to take a hit of ayahuascaa brew which has powerful psychedelic effects, "to unwind the fuck in her soul.

Esteban uses ayahuasca for medicinal purposes, and claims that using it has the effect of sitting for years of psychotherapy sessions all at once. As their relationship grows, Nancy and Esteban discuss the Derby of Esteban's profession. Esteban justifies the killings and the drug trafficking by building schools and hospitals. After witnessing Guillermo traffic child prostitutes through the tunnel, Nancy replies: "It's not enough.

After a DEA raid on the tunnel, Esteban learns of Nancy's betrayal and orders her to his office for execution. Fortunately, Nancy is able to present evidence that she carries Esteban's first son. After test ordered by Esteban prove her correct, he spares her life and marries her. Their relationship is complicated by Pilar Zuazo, who pushes Esteban to disown his son.

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This leaves Andy to become a father-figure to another of Nancy's children. However, when Esteban and Nancy ultimately marry, Andy steps aside and allows Esteban to assume legal custody of Stevie. Andy is not overtly concerned because Esteban "is too big to fail ", a reference to the US bank bailout. After Shane kills Pilar, Nancy abruptly separates from Esteban. He and Guillermo take her hostage and briefly reclaim Stevie Ray.

After expressing their intent to kill her, they are confronted by the FBI just as they exit the airport, with Nancy confessing to Pilar's murder to save herself and protect Shane. Nancy provides Gransma FBI information that le to Esteban's conviction on a long list of criminal charges. Within three years, he is murdered while serving his sentence. His murder triggers Nancy's release from prison.

Cesar de la Cruz[ edit ] Cesar de la Cruz Enrique Castilloleading character in Cfnter 4—5, regular character in season 6 is Esteban's lieutenant within the crime cartel. Although very loyal to Esteban, it is revealed that he has alternative loyalties as well. As a part of Esteban's operation, he runs an auto repair shop that specializes in the repair of broken tail lights.

When Shane was fuvked after an assassination attempt on Nancy, it was revealed that Cesar served as an army nurse, something he shows he is embarrassed by later on when he asks Shane not to tell anyone. Esteban ased Cesar to pursue the Botwins after Shane killed Pilar.

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After Nancy shoots him in the leg Gtandma a crossbow, Cesar retires to live with his family. Guillermo is of Puerto Rican descent; Capt. Till notes that is unusual given his standing in Esteban's organization. He has a habit of speaking in allusions, metaphors, and similes. Guillermo gives Nancy the nickname "Blanca" which is the feminine form of white. Guillermo first meets Nancy while running an errand for U-turn. At the end of season three, Nancy purchases protection against a rival pot distributor from Guillermo.

This in a wildfire that destroys Majestic. He then offers Nancy a job trafficking drugs into San Diego. Guillermo shows a sexual interest in Nancy; however, she Deby him by telling him that she is a lesbian and that Celia is her girlfriend. Their relationship sours when Guillermo is ordered to give Nancy a cut of his pot shipments, and he then orders that Nancy be executed.

Esteban squashes the execution order. When he discovers that Nancy carries Esteban's child but does not have an engagement ring, he gloats that Nancy is about to be killed "like a whore who ends up in a landfill. This allows him to escape from prison as part of a plot to kill Pilar. After he escapes, Nancy learns that he works for Pilar, not Esteban. At the end of season six, he helps Esteban track Nancy to Michigan.

He goes with Esteban and Nancy to the airport where they retrieve Esteban's son Stevie. As the four go to leave the airport he tells Nancy that he plans to kill her "gangland style. The season ends with himself, Esteban and Nancy about to be taken into custody. In season 8, it is revealed that he was released just as Nancy was. The two of them make amends, and go into business with Conrad. After the ten-year jump, it is revealed he has ten children. He also tells Stevie about the whole entire story about his biological father, Esteban, and the dangerous business he was involved in with Nancy that ultimately led to his death.

Cdnter Morero, Jr. Hemky Madera, regular character in seasons 4—6 is Esteban's finest hit-man, often paired with Cesar.

He is introduced while watching over the US end of the tunnel to keep Nancy from going through it. While standing guard, he introduces Celia to cocaine to which she becomes addicted. He was in the maternity store during the DEA raid but was captured on the Mexican side of the border. He later escaped. In season five, he serves as Nancy's bodyguard for Esteban and eventually becomes quite friendly with the Botwins.

Still, fuucked to his love of violence, sociopathic personality, and loyalty to Esteban, his presence remains an everlasting threat towards the family. He also introduces Shane to Dsrby crime. He attends Esteban and Nancy's wedding Cfnter a gaudy tuxedo. He ed Celia's pot selling team at the end of season five; however, he was ordered to help Cesar pursue the Botwins early in season six. After Cesar and Ignacio finally catch up with Nancy and Shane, Ignacio ultimately decides to allow the Botwin family to escape Esteban's grasp.

Ignacio and Shane part on good terms, and each respects the other's willingness and ability to kill to protect their interests. He views Shane as a kindred spirit of sorts. In exchange for allowing them to flee, the Botwins give him a car belonging to Kimmy, a girlfriend of Silas. In season 6, it is revealed that he shared the Botwin's dislike of Pilar.

This is discovered when Ignacio explains to kidnapped Doug who she was, describing her as an "evil witch". Ignacio is an avid portable TV watcher and wrestler. He has a strong love for animals and, contrary to the glee with which he takes to committing violence against people, he feels terror and remorse when his violence inadvertently endangers animals; such as a stray cat spooking him and causing him to shoot a homeless man dead, the latter of whom he utterly fails to acknowledge in his concern for the well-being of the cat.

It is revealed in the series finale by Guillermo that he started a cosplay company. He also helps Cesar torture Agent Schlatter. His name means "dirty" in Spanish, and that he never showers is a recurring joke.

While ased by Esteban to guard Nancy, he is killed by Captain Till after Nancy orders him to take a shower.